Not an answering service. Maria answers your house washing line while you’re out on a wand mid-wash — green/black algae and mold on siding, black streaks on the roof (gloeocapsa magma), or the wash that’s that books the day — in your company’s name, 24/7, and books it.
The house washing calls that can’t go to voicemail
green/black algae and mold on siding
black streaks on the roof (Gloeocapsa magma)
tiger stripes on gutters
mildew on vinyl/stucco
spider webs and wasp nests under eaves
prepping house before painting or selling
HOA violation letter / 'clean it or get fined'
spotty oxidized chalky siding
moss on north-facing walls
dirty driveway/concrete and walkways
rust stains from sprinklers/fertilizer
post-construction dirt and overspray
annual maintenance wash
She speaks house washing
No caller translates their own house washing job.
house washing words she knows
downstreamingsoftwashSH / 'the juice'hot mix / cutdwell timeX-Jettwo-steprinse-and-repeatpost-treatno-rinsedraw rate12Vbatch tankknock it downGPM over PSIsurface cleanerthe loopputtin' a cut on itdownstream injectorveil / fanburn the lawnneutralizeoxidation / chalkingblowbackGBR (gutter black streaks / tiger stripes)
SimpsonPressure-Maria BooksGeneral PumpCat PumpsUdorAR (Annovi Reverberi)Honda (GX390/GX270)VortexxHydro TekHotsySoftwash SystemsX-JetSouthside EquipmentF9 (Front 9)ElemonatorEBC (Eco-Friendly Bio Cleaner)Power House (Apple Wash)GG4 / Bleach Bandit (sodium hypochlorite suppliers)Bandit / SH from local pool-supplySuttnerGP / General Pump ball valvesDelavanProPortionerBanjo
Brand names are the caller’s words, not an endorsement.
On your house washing line, 24/7
Answers your house washing calls in your company’s nameBooks the wash to your calendar (Maria Books+)After-hours & overflow while you’re out on a wand mid-washWarm-transfers a wash emergency to your cellSpam & sales-call screeningEmails every call · texts appointment confirmations & reminders
What house washing callers open with
“How much does House Washing cost?
“Do you serve my area?
“How soon can you start?
House Washing answering — the index
Does Maria understand house washing calls?
She knows downstreaming, softwash, SH / 'the juice', a pressure washer (4 GPM / 4000 PSI cold-water), and what Simpson means — the right questions for their whole house soft-washed, not a caller re-explaining their own job.
An after-hours wash?
Green/black algae and mold on siding can’t wait. She answers 24/7 as your company, books or messages it, and warm-transfers a real emergency to your cell.
How do I hear about the calls?
Email — summary and full transcript — the second it ends. Calendar booking on both plans. And she texts your customers their appointment confirmations and reminders automatically.
Never miss another house washing call.
Put Maria on your house washing line — 7 days free, unlimited minutes, keep your number.
