AI booking agent for wildlife removal
Wildlife Removal booking
agent. Meet Maria.
Not an answering service. Maria answers your wildlife removal line while you’re up in an attic setting a trap — scratching/scampering noises in the attic or walls at night, raccoons in the chimney or attic with babies, or the removal that’s that's a real ticket — in your company’s name, 24/7, and books it.
The wildlife removal calls that can’t go to voicemail
- scratching/scampering noises in the attic or walls at night
- raccoons in the chimney or attic with babies
- squirrels chewing wires (fire risk) and entering soffits
- bats in the attic needing exclusion
- skunk under the deck/shed spraying
- rats or mice in the walls and kitchen
- dead animal smell in a wall or crawlspace
- snake in the yard, garage, or pool
- groundhog/armadillo digging under the foundation or porch
- bird nests blocking dryer/bathroom vents
- opossum in the crawlspace
- contaminated attic insulation full of droppings
She speaks wildlife removal
No caller translates their own wildlife removal job.
wildlife removal materials & parts
wildlife removal words she knows
wildlife removal brands
wildlife removal gear
Brand names are the caller’s words, not an endorsement.
On your wildlife removal line, 24/7
What wildlife removal callers open with
- How much does Wildlife Removal cost?
- Do you serve my area?
- How soon can you start?
Wildlife Removal answering — the index
Does Maria understand wildlife removal calls?
She knows exclusion, one-way door / excluder, critter cage, a cage/live traps (raccoon, opossum, skunk size), and what Tomahawk Live Trap means — the right questions for a raccoon pulled and the entry sealed, not a caller re-explaining their own job.
An after-hours removal?
Scratching/scampering noises in the attic or walls at night can’t wait. She answers 24/7 as your company, books or messages it, and warm-transfers a real emergency to your cell.
How do I hear about the calls?
Email — summary and full transcript — the second it ends. Calendar booking is included, she texts your customers their appointment confirmations and reminders automatically, and the ones who didn’t book, she calls back herself.
Never miss another wildlife removal call.
Put Maria on your wildlife removal line — 7 days free, unlimited minutes, keep your number.
The tariff
One plan. Everything in it.
$199 a month, 1,000 minutes, every feature. She answers, she books, she upsells, and she goes back for the callers who didn’t book.
Maria Answers
7 days free with unlimited minutes · no setup fee · cancel anytime
- She calls back the ones who didn’t book — and texts if she can’t reach themThe calls you already paid to get, turned into jobs.
- She books them right on the call back, or straight from the text
- Answers 24/7 in your company’s nameEvery missed call is a job the next guy books.
- Books appointments into your calendarBooked while they are still on the phone.
- Proactively upsells your callers — books bigger jobsBigger ticket on the calls you already get.
- Texts your customers their appointment confirmationsFewer no-shows on jobs you already won.
- Two-way texting — they answer, she books, moves or cancelsThey text back, she books the job.
- Warm transfers + backup numbers — if you miss it she rings your partner, your foreman, then the shopThe caller holds instead of hanging up. No voicemail, no lost job.
- Speaks 10 languages, switches to the caller automaticallyYou keep the callers you used to lose.
- A number for each marketing campaign — see which ads actually bring calls ($10/mo per line)Kill the ads that don’t pay. Feed the ones that do.
- Voice-guided white-glove onboarding — set up by talking, no forms
- Knows your business — your website, your documents and your trade
- Takes messages & screens spam
- Summaries & full transcripts
- Connects every CRM you use, plus 1,000+ apps
Start free: 7 days, unlimited minutes of everything, follow-up included. Then it’s just $199/mo and Maria keeps right on going.
Everything included
Add extra lines to track your marketing: $10/mo per number
Put a different local number on each ad, flyer, or truck and you’ll know exactly which one is ringing. We break out the calls, bookings and upsells per number, and keep detailed call records (a summary and the full transcript of every call) for each line you have, the same detail as your main line. Each extra number is just $10/month.
Maria on your website: included
Why not turn your website into a lead-generating sales machine? Drop Maria onto your own site and every visitor can talk to her right there. She greets them, answers questions, and books the job while they’re still on the page. No more forms nobody fills out. She does everything on your site that she does on the phone: same Maria, same abilities. It is included, at no extra charge.
Short calls cost you almost nothing
You pay for talk time, not for calls. We add up the actual seconds Maria is on the phone across the month. Nothing rounds up to a full minute, and nothing bills as a whole “call.” A wrong number, a pocket dial, a thirty-second “are you open Saturday?” costs you pennies.
The spam and sales calls Maria screens are free. Screened calls never touch your minutes: not your allowance, not your overage, ever. Services that meter you per call, or per “interaction,” charge full freight for that same thirty seconds.
The fine print: no surprises
Keep your existing number. Go over your minutes and Maria never stops answering. It’s $0.49 a minute, and we text you first. No surprises, ever.
Texting works the day you start. Pick her voice and name your receptionist. Satisfaction guaranteed.
In good company
Plays nicely with the tools you already run.
Maria books into your calendar and pushes every call into your CRM. No rip-and-replace.
…and 1,000+ more through Zapier. Calendar booking and every connection, included.